I can't believe your callous denigration of Brunswick, Georgia, USA as a place where you can't get a decent Hamburger (or, presumably, a Hot Dog) - 

how could you possibly have missed "Willie's WEE-NEE WAGON" with their WORLD FAMOUS WILLIE'S BURGER. I mean who else is going to "RELISH YOUR BUN". And it's walking distance from the marina and goes so well with the marina's 24/7 free beer, free happy hours and free Tuesday Bible study.

Seldom has there been a better life balance.